Not In Front Of The Kids

Love Island brought them together. Parenthood has been trying to tear them apart ever since. Join Nathan Massey and Cara De La Hoyde Massey as they dive headfirst into the beautiful, exhausting and completely unhinged reality of raising a family, where sleep is a luxury, romance is a distant memory and every day brings a new argument over whose turn it is to do bedtime. Each week they tackle the arguments, disasters, questionable parenting decisions and moments of pure madness that every parent knows all too well, but few are willing to admit. With celebrity guests, outrageous parenting stories and brutally honest conversations, this is the parenting podcast for everyone who's just trying to survive. www.fubarradio.com

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• 20 Years Strong: Gogglebox Royalty Mica and Marcus Share Their Secrets to Love and Parenting

  Thursday, 13 August 2026

  49 minutes

  Nathan and Cara return for another unfiltered therapy session on Not In Front Of The Kids, and this week they are joined by special guests Mica and Marcus (Gogglebox royalty).Together, the couples dive into the highs, lows, and absolute chaos of long-term relationships and modern parenting, including their 20-Year milestone: Mica and Marcus reveal how they've kept the spark alive for over two decades, sharing their golden rules on respect, giving each other breathing room, and mastering the art of the "friend mode" vs. "mom/dad mode."Here's a leveller for all parents, how to navigating fami...

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• The School Called About Our Son's Behaviour... And We Couldn't Stop Laughing

  Thursday, 6 August 2026

  51 minutes

  Nathan and Cara receive one of those phone calls from school every parent dreads... they however, doesn't think it's quite the scandal everyone else does. This week they're talking all things school! From chaotic mornings and WhatsApp parent groups to whether schools are actually preparing children for adult life, they ask if the education system has got its priorities right. They also debate whether taking your children out of school for Disneyland should really land parents with a fine, why homeschooling suddenly doesn't sound like such a crazy idea, and whether Nathan was undermined afte...

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• The INSANE True Story of How Nathan Was Nearly Abducted as a Kid By A Trafficker!

  Wednesday, 29 July 2026

  50 minutes

  Nathan was almost kidnapped from a supermarket as a child. It's one of those family stories that sounds completely made up... except it isn't. Before recording, Nathan and Cara also have a blazing row in public that ends with Nathan buying Cara a gift just to get back in her good books. Then it's onto one of parenting's biggest challenges: discipline. Do parents secretly believe their children can do no wrong? Nathan and Cara certainly don't. They discuss why they know their own kids can be absolute knobs, Delilah's favourite threat of telling her teachers they've hit her whenever she's tol...

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• Our Biggest On-Air Fight Yet! - Our Kids Are Addicted to Their PlayStation and We Don't Know What to Do

  Thursday, 23 July 2026

  49 minutes

  Heads up - we've never gone at each other like this on air before, so brace yourselves for a lot of tension right off the back! Then we get into the big topic: screentime and social media! How much screen time is actually too much? Is the iPad a genius parenting tool or a quiet admission of defeat? And what do you say when your child asks why they're not on your Instagram when literally every other kid in their class is? We are also getting into the messy stuff - posting your kids online, whether you'd ever let your child be an actual influencer if they begged you, what age you hand over a ...

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• Swearing In Front of the Kids, AirTags in School Bags and Why Nobody in This House Is Sleeping

  Thursday, 16 July 2026

  49 minutes

  Nathan's been to Ibiza, nobody in the house has slept properly, and Cara still doesn't have access to his location on Find My Friends. This week on Not In Front Of The Kids, Nathan Massey and Cara De La Hoyde-Massey are getting into sleep - the thing every parent is desperate for and nobody is actually getting enough of. Co-sleeping: genuinely dangerous or the only thing that works? Controlled crying: cruel and unusual punishment or the kindest thing you can do for everyone in the house? Nathan and Cara get into all of it, including the moments they've parented badly because they were runni...

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• Should You Let Your Child Go Hungry If They Refuse Dinner? The Nightmare of Food and Fussy Eaters

  Thursday, 9 July 2026

  50 minutes

  Nathan's clothes have been sat in the same pile for a week, the Kärcher is still blocking the kitchen, and apparently cleaning the car is now a love language. Is there really such a thing as men's jobs and women's jobs, or is someone just getting away with doing less? Then it's onto one of parenting's biggest battlegrounds – food. Should children eat what's put in front of them, or are parents making life harder by cooking three different dinners every night? Are fussy eaters born that way, or are they created? Is it cruel to send your child to school hungry because they refused breakfast, ...

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• I'm Going To Ibiza While My Wife Takes Our Kids To Disneyland Alone - Episode One And We're Already Fighting

  Thursday, 2 July 2026

  49 minutes

  Fair warning - this is the first episode and they are already fighting! How could Nathan think jetting off to Ibiza on a stag do and leaving Cara alone in Disneyland with the kids was going to go down well? Buckle up.We are kicking off with something that is genuinely causing tension in the house right now - holidays. Specifically, can you actually relax on holiday when the kids come with you, or is it just parenting in a different postcode? Is it selfish to go on holiday without your kids? How do you survive long haul travel with children who have decided this is the moment to completely u...

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• Love Island stars Cara and Nathan may still love each other, but hide it well in this unhinged parenting show. Listen now! Launches 2pm, 2 July 2026 on FUBAR Radio

  Monday, 29 June 2026

  8 minutes

  Think of this as your warning. Before Not In Front Of The Kids launches, we've stitched together some of Nathan and Cara's most outrageous disagreements, biggest parenting debates and funniest moments. What happens when two former Love Islanders have kids, run out of sleep and stick microphones in front of themselves? Find out in this exclusive first listen, as you get a taste of the beautiful chaos. Make sure you subscribe and listen to Not In Front Of The Kids, every Thursday at 2pm on FUBAR Radio, or anytime wherever you get your podcasts. www.fubarradio.com

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• LAUNCHING 2ND JULY! Not In Front Of The Kids with Love Islanders Cara and Nathan, on FUBAR Radio, SUBSCRIBE NOW!

  Monday, 29 June 2026

  6 minutes

  Love Island brought them together. Parenthood has been trying to tear them apart ever since.Join Nathan Massey and Cara De La Hoyde as they dive headfirst into the beautiful, exhausting and completely unhinged reality of raising a family, where sleep is a luxury, romance is a distant memory and every day brings a new argument over whose turn it is to do bedtime.Each week they tackle the arguments, disasters, questionable parenting decisions and moments of pure madness that every parent knows all too well, but few are willing to admit.With celebrity guests, outrageous parenting stories and b...

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