VAR-U Serious
Former footballer turned presenter Cecil Jee Thomas dives head-first into the madness of the beautiful game. From wild Fantasy XI debates (yes, we’re asking which safari animal makes the best right-back) to Rant of the Week meltdowns, this isn’t your average football chat. Expect heart, humour, and a healthy dose of chaos, plus real stories from the fans and unsung heroes who make football what it is. VAR-U SERIOUS? Where football meets funny, and every fan has a story.
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Episodes
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Episode 11: Whiskey Business. Who’s got the Bottle in Big Games?
Monday, 16 February 2026
This week, host and former footballer Cecil Jee was joined by die-hard Manchester United fan and Head of United District Dylan Penketh to discuss FA Cup, Man United and Michael Carrick. The big question: Does Michael Carrick deserve the full-time job at Manchester United? The lads debated whether Carrick is the long-term solution at Old Trafford, what he’s changed tactically, and whether United fans need patience or a superstar appointment.They also tackled a bigger footballing dilemma: has the FA Cup lost its magic? Is modern football killing tradition, or are we just being nostalgic?Then ...
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"Men who use umbrellas don't deserve respect"
Monday, 9 February 2026
This week, host and former footballer Cecil Jee was joined by broadcaster, Manchester City fan, and VAR U Serious? producer Kim Kothari. They reacted to Manchester City’s last-minute win over Liverpool, debated what it means for Arsenal and the Premier League title race, and discussed whether this was the lowest quality Premier League season in decades!The pair also looked at the bottom of the table to the relegation battle, discussing whether West Ham can secure safety and the knock-on effects for Nottingham Forest and Leeds United. Things got silly too, with Cecil and Kim picking their ul...
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Bonnie Blue or Chelsea Owner Behdad Eghbali, Who Would You Want Up Front In Your Evil Fantasy XI?
Monday, 2 February 2026
Is Chelsea owner Behdad Eghbali one of the most evil people to ever exist? Probably not... but he's made the villain fantasy XI team anyway!VAR U Serious is back as presenter, former footballer, and proud Arsenal fan Cecil Jee, is joined by Chelsea superfan Louis Beneventi to discuss all things Chelsea, title race and a joint hatred of Spurs. The episode kicks off with a discussion about Liam Rosenior and the job he has done at Chelsea so far. Louis gives his honest assessment of Rosenior’s impact, tactical approach, and long-term potential, while Cecil challenges whether he is truly the ri...
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Is the Premier League Title Race Back On? | Liverpool FC, Arne Slot, Arsenal, Football Debate
Monday, 26 January 2026
Host and former professional footballer Cecil Jee was joined by passionate Liverpool fan Greg Munikwa for a fiery football discussion. Greg revealed he’s done with the Arne Slot project after another disappointing loss to Bournemouth, sparking debate over the manager’s future.The conversation then shifted to the Premier League title race after Arsenal’s shocking defeat to Manchester United. Is the title race taking another turn!?The lads then created their ultimate household items XI.A must-listen for Liverpool supporters, Arsenal fans, and Premier League followers who love honest football ...
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Is Liam Rosenior the Right Man for Chelsea? | Chelsea FC, BlueCo, and AFCON
Monday, 19 January 2026
Host and former professional footballer Cecil Jee was joined by content creator and passionate Chelsea fan Anita Abayomi. The pair discussed whether Liam Rosenior is the right man for the job at Chelsea, and examine the long-term vision of BlueCo and whether the ownership group is taking Chelsea FC in the right direction.As a huge Nigeria national team fan, Anita also shared her thoughts on Nigeria’s AFCON exit, breaking down what went wrong and what needs to change going forward. The episode wrapped up with a fun twist as Cecil and Anita selected their ultimate Supermarket Items XI.
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Is It Time for Thomas Frank to Get Sacked at Spurs?
Monday, 12 January 2026
Join host and former professional footballer Cecil Jee as he’s joined by Spurs superfan Davina Pindoria to discuss all things Tottenham Hotspur. In this episode, they talk about Thomas Frank’s controversial Arsenal cup drinking moment against Bournemouth, discuss how long Frank has left at Spurs, and debate potential replacements, including Oliver Glasner from Crystal Palace.They also dive into the magic of the FA Cup, the beauty of supporting your football club, and fan culture. Davina even reveals her European Trophy tattoo, steps in as referee for a day, and helps pick the ultimate Crisp...
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Episode 5
Monday, 15 December 2025
This week, Cecil is joined by content creator and Manchester United fan Nick Khairi. Nick and Cecil go through their mid-season ratings so far, who has flopped, who has impressed and who is the next manager to be sacked!? Then the boys get into the Christmas spirit by picking their Chocolate themed fantasy XI. Is a Bounty a better striker or midfielder? That's for you to decide!
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Episode 4
Monday, 8 December 2025
Cecil Jee is joined by comedian and internet sensation Ali Woods! The lads discuss all the big talking points from this weekend, before Ali dons the black kit to be the referee for the day. And as ever, we discuss who will come out on top as the lads pick their Animated Character XI!
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Episode 3
Monday, 1 December 2025
This week, Cecil is joined by internet sensation and huge Man United fan, Dev Bajwa! Dev kicks things off with an unfiltered rant about one football expression he absolutely cannot stand, before the boys dive into building their outrageous Historical Figures XI. And to top it all off, Dev’s football knowledge is pushed to the limit in Real or Fake!
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Episode 2 - Hammers
Monday, 24 November 2025
West Ham legend Anton Ferdinand and Baller League star Jordan Brown jump in for a lively deep dive into the beautiful game. Anton questions whether football has gone too soft, Jordan discusses his playing days in Iceland and the boys then unleash chaos with a Household Items XI, squeezing Premier League talent out of everyday objects. And of course, we finish strong with a high-stakes round of Real or Fake, them to the limit.
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Episode 1
Monday, 17 November 2025
We launch the series with musician and die-hard Spurs fan Formz, joining us to preview the huge North London Derby. Formz plays referee for the day, the boys put their imaginations to work by naming a Mythical Creatures XI because who wouldn’t want a centaur in midfield? And we round things off by putting Formz’s mum’s football knowledge under the microscope...
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