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What secrets are there on your phone? Time to find out! Comedian Will Sebag-Montefiore gets his friends, comedians and celebrities to hand their phones over on live radio, to dig through their saucy screenshots, dramatic Dms and nonsense notesapps. Will and his wide variety of guests explore our relationships with our phones and all the weird mysteries we can find… Privacy Settings on FUBAR Radio, unrestricted, unfiltered and unlocked.
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Peter Rugman shows us thicc goblins, cursed paddingtons and the secret to whimsy
Wednesday, 15 April 2026
Peter Rugman shows us thicc goblins, cursed paddington bear videos and the essence of whimsyJoining Will Sebag-Montefiore is comedian, actor and star of the Nonstick Pans, Peter Rugman!Peter Rugman can't seem to stop googling if Will can leave his wiff for petey, his photos app is full of Baldur's Gate lore, thicc goblins and his many lookalikes and he's terrified of robot Paddington Bear hosting the Baftas.Peter also tries to guess video game release years, regal as us of his adventures trying to find Star Fox merch and pontificates on the balance between grief and whimsy.Guest Bio:Born in...
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Kyrah Gray Teaches us About Tippy, Tism and Fruit Love Island
Wednesday, 8 April 2026
Kyrah Gray joins tippy and tism, otherwise known as Will and Producer Hugh to teach us about Fruit Love Island, the evils of phone snatching and how to become a voice actor.Kyrah has a brand new show at the Soho Theatre Wednesday 15th and Thursday 16th of April. Get tickets here.Kyrah spent 6 hours and 24 mins on her phone on monday, enough time to cycle (5 hours and 25 mins) to the East Anglian Railway museum and spend roughly the recommended time exploring their exhibits. (The museum has a wide collection of locomotives and rolling stock, some of which are fully restored, three are conve...
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Ben Pope, Member of Team Helmet, Sings us a Chicken Shop Hymn
Wednesday, 1 April 2026
Ben Pope, the founder of Team Helmet, definitely absolutely loves his phone...Joining Will today is comedian, writer and the only stand up comedian that we can definitely confirm has read at least 1 book, its Ben Pope!Ben Pope has only actually had a smartphone since 2019 and is therefore still working it all out. His photos app is a collection of whacky random things he's found and his screentime is one of the lowest we have ever seen.Ben pope joins us just before his filming of his new special The Cut, on April 9th, tickets here.Guest Bio:Ben Pope is a stand-up comedian, bookseller, write...
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Cecily Hitchcock Has A Bold New Idea for the Traitors
Wednesday, 25 March 2026
What if the Traitors was about something not very algorithm friendly? Cecily Hitchcock pitches Will Sebag-Montefiore her idea for a brand new Claudia Winkleman show...Joining the show today is comedian, actor and baritone singer Cecily Hitchcock! The two go through her bizarre hometown of Crambourne, Cecily's creative idea for a new hit TV show and her fascination for weird old jellies.Want to see what Big Bird would look when crossed with a Teletubby? Cecily Hitchcock made sure to show us with her incredibly cursed Facebook market place. Guest Bio:Cecily Hitchcock is a comedy siren, crowd ...
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Daisy Doris May Teaches Us Manchester Chat Up Lines
Wednesday, 18 March 2026
Daisy Doris May wants the longest beard ever and is kind enough to teach Will some Manchester chat up lines!Joining Will today is Character comedian, drag king and the artist formerly known as Fidddddly Bob Wood-ley its Daisy Doris May!Daisy loses her phone so often she's turned up with a phone that isn't hers... It's her partners old one. But don't worry we still managed to go through her notesapp sketches and her whatsapp group chats.We even get an exclusive read through of their first all characters included sketch. Steve Porters, HÄNS OFF and The Divine Karen Moonstone all being intervi...
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Ali Woods Has the World's Most Straight White Male Phone
Wednesday, 11 March 2026
Comedian, content creator and the mind behind straight male fashion, otherwise known as the overshirt, Ali Woods. Has Ali Woods googled anything other then football? It's time to find out! Ali and Will discuss AI in comedy, why you shouldn't care about screentime and Ali's failed sketches.Ali has a relatively average screen time of 8 hours a day, but is confident that we shouldn't care, you're welcome Mahatma!Make sure to follow @aliwoodsgigs on Instagram and TikTok, and of course go to aliwoodsgigs.com for tour dates.This episode also features an unusually large amount of chat about Jeffr...
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Zoë Grünewald is the World's Most Savage Google Reviewer
Wednesday, 4 March 2026
Today WIll exposes the most embarrassing thing of all, Zoë Grünewald being earnest on her phone!!!!In today's episode Will is joined by journalist, writer and broadcaster Zoë Grünewald. The two go through her definitely very normal DMs, from being invited to a curry on LinkedIn to being told to stop slouching on her website, Zoë gets it all.After this we dive into Zoë's secret reddit account, which mostly features reality TV drama and pictures of her adorable cat peaches. Then Will explores the deepest inner workings of Zoë's psyche, her google reviews. From scathing take downs of local caf...
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Sullivan Brown Sends 45 Minute Voice Notes and Loves John Travolta
Wednesday, 25 February 2026
Sullivan Brown once reached the maximum length for a voice note at a whopping 45 minutes, also he knows the (alleged) truth about John Travolta...Joining Will today is comedian, actor and communist monopoly survivor Sullivan Brown!The two go through Sullivan's fudged up screen time stats, his attempts to use google reviews to date and the real history behind Monopoly.Guest Bio:Sullivan Brown is a Content Producer at the YouTube Channel No Rolls Barred. Where he is described as "an extremely silly man who enjoys cups of tea and Chelsea Football Club. Though rubbish at most board games, Sulli...
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Vittorio Angelone - Our Phones Are Listening to us and We're All Going to Die
Wednesday, 18 February 2026
Vittorio Angelone throws his phone across the room and tells it to f*ck off! There must be some good stuff on there then...Joining Will Sebag-Montefiore is comedian, classical percussionist and proud Zootian, Vittorio Angelone. He loves crocs, sometimes bins full bags of cookies and once stole some studs from Sports Direct. Vittorio is also the host of A Guide To Parenting Podcast, with fellow comedian Mike Rice.Will makes sure to ask Vittorio the BIG QUESTIONS such as; is your phone catholic or protestant? and, Don't you hate it when your phone be buzzin?Vittorio famously only follows two ...
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Jordan Gray slays Withers in the Rain (ft. Jeff Goldblum)
Wednesday, 11 February 2026
Jordan Gray is a Minecraft pro, comedian, actor and superstar. But what's hiding on her phone?Jordan wrote and starred in ITV’s Transaction, she also recently learnt to play the guitar which is, according to her, the most bisexual instrument! Jordan's homescreen is Evee, 133 in the original pokedex, known as the "Evolution Pokémon" due to its unstable genetic code, which allows it to evolve into one of eight different Pokémon, known as Eeveelutions. We go into Jordan's screentime, which is on slightly higher end so far with a weekly average: just under 10.5 hours a day! 4 hours on netflix,...
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Milo Edwards Flirts Like His Dad
Wednesday, 4 February 2026
Milo Edwards found out that he flirts just like his dad... also Will goes through his phone I guess.Possibly the least on his phone guest that we've had so far, comedian and podcaster Milo Edwards takes us through default background and settings, his bizarre gringo nation search history and his record high number of McDonald's reward points. Milo Edwards' wallpaper, often referred to as the raindrop or water droplets background was the default image used to showcase the Retina Display on the iPhone 4.Design Era: It was a hallmark of the "skeuomorphic" design era at Apple, which aimed to mak...
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Tom Nestor Gets Up at 5am EVERDAY just to Increase His Screentime
Wednesday, 28 January 2026
Tom Nestor needs Big John to bless his 13 hours a day screentime, but judging by his videos he doesn't know what a phone is!Joining Will today is comedian and podcaster Tom Nestor to go through his extravagant screentime, fascination with Big John and the importance of getting up at 5am (or even 4:30am) to listen to the High Performance Podcast.After this the two debate how different Guinness actually is in different pubs (otherwise known as cold wetties or creamy ones), fight with potential swingers in Tom's DMs and figure out which egg is the most right wing.Tom Nestor reveals the secrets...
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Rosie Holt Explains Findom Penguins
Wednesday, 21 January 2026
This week, findom penguins, the world's most polite boob guy and how to brick up your phone all with Rosie HoltComedian, actor and satirist Rosie Holt joins Will Sebag-Montefiore to go through the deep dark corners of her phone. From people asking to be financially managed in her dms, to her 2016 dating expert days, all the way to her current addiction to The Rookie, this episode is as unpredictable as can be.Rosie Holt also speaks about her upcoming 2026 show and tour, likely to be themed around the Labour Government incompetently dealing with an alien invasion. For Rosie's screentime on S...
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Why Jake Bhardwaj Ordered a Vibrator to a Pub
Wednesday, 14 January 2026
Jake Bhardwaj's UberEats order was a vibrator... We also don't know what to think about that.Comedian, podcaster and the UK’s only funny pub quiz host Jake Bhardwaj joins Will Sebag-Montefiore to go through why Will needs to get a real job, his UberEATS fuelled FUPA and his cake making scheme at school.On Jake's screentime, he spent an average of 5 hours and 26 mins a day, not that bad. Around 23% of his day spent on his phone. Jake also spent 3 hours on TikTok but only 1 hour on YouTube. Jake also defends his pal Joe Marler's performance on the Celebrity Traitors.Guest Bio:Jake Bhardwaj is...
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How Georgie Jones Became Mrs Worldwide
Wednesday, 7 January 2026
Poet, performer and possible leader of the Pitbull fan club Georgie Jones joins Will this week to discuss her rise to Mrs Worldwide, her admiration for giant onions and her bad habit of sending TikTok's to people by accident. You can follow Georgie on instagram @georgie_jonez and make sure to follow Privacy Settings on @privacysettingsfubar across social media
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Alice Etches Camera Roll is Just Videos of Pigeons
Wednesday, 31 December 2025
Comedian, writer and actor Alice Etches needs a second phone just for pigeon videosAlice Joins will to explore the fun things to find on her phone, from day in the life of a pigeon, nightmare taxi journeys to finding out you've been cut from a show live on air.
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Making Sure Your Hinge Date Doesn't Showup On Christmas Day with Ria Lina
Wednesday, 24 December 2025
Phones are banned on Christmas day in Ria Lina's house, but what does she have hiding in there?Ria and Will go through her notes app, dating history and why you don't need to spend 39.99 a month to learn to cook!
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Drag Queen Mahatma Khandi Spent 155 HOURS on Their Phone Last Week
Wednesday, 17 December 2025
Drag Queen, icon and township mayor Mahatma Khandi spent 155 hours on their phone last week... This is going to be a fun one... Will and Mahatma go through her phone and discuss the drag community, mobile games as a manifestation of grief and how long of a video do you need to put on to shower!
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Sean Burke's Bank App Won't Stop Asking Him To Take Out A Loan | FUBAR Radio
Wednesday, 10 December 2025
Comedian, voice actor and elephant jazz artist Sean Burke joins the show to complain about his banking app, to try and learn some French and to say ahoy hoy to our host Will!--What secrets are there on your phone? Time to find out!Comedian Will Sebag-Montefiore gets his friends, comedians and celebrities to hand their phones over on live radio, to dig through their saucy screenshots, dramatic Dms and nonsense notesapps.Will and his wide variety of guests explore our relationships with our phones and all the weird mysteries we can find…Privacy Settings on FUBAR Radio, unrestricted, unfiltere...
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Lorna Rose Treen Can't Get Her Dad to Stop Using the Winky Face Emoji ;)
Wednesday, 3 December 2025
Comedian, radio host and buoy enthusiast Lorna Rose Treen joins the show to chat her cat's Facebook page, Disney adults and her hat on a hat sketch.Will and Lorna dive into her notes, her obsession with niche Facebook groups and try to text her friend Harry who she met at a party that one tiem.
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Dua Lipa Tickets, Art Imitates Life and Exposing Early impressions with Josh Berry
Friday, 28 November 2025
This Week on Privacy Settings we get to take a look through the phone of comedian and impressionist Josh Berry. Will Sebag-Montefiore deep dives into Josh Berry's notes app, his screen time and his... fondness for Dua Lipa.
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